Simon Says, Shahbaz Sharif Says….

Yes sire, the man himself has spoken and this would be the change that we have all been waiting.. We all have been waiting for a man like Mr. Shahbaz Sharif, who has the courage and the conviction to tell those bloody Talibans exactly what to do… and the man has done it.. Rejoice world, for this is the final commandment… You would see no more terror unleash itself on the soil of Pakistan….excuse me, I meant Punjab….

Shahbaz Sharif...

Didn’t he mean Pakistan? I am sure he meant Pakistan..  “CM Shahbaz wants Taliban to spare Punjab” ..

Oh so he did really mean Pakistan.. maybe he doesn’t believe in National Politics.. Maybe he has never claimed to be a Paksitani Leader… Maybe his Party stands for the rights of Punjabi’s … What ? Oh..They have seats in the National Assembly.. So they are National Leaders, having representation in the biggest National Representation Body… hmm so how does one rationalize what he said in his speech?

HMMMMM.. He is a national leader.. yet he says something like that! His party claims to have strength in all provinces… they have representation on the national Level also… so then what could it be.. Why would he say something so so Stupid? …Hmmm..thinking.. thinking…Oh, Eureka.. I got it..the answer is… CAUSE MAYBE HE IS STUPID!

Obama and the 12th Imam

Barrack Hussein Obama should be unanimously accepted as the official 12th imam that was to come upon mankind to save us from the demons of the material world. And I think that his speech in Cairo would help to affirm that claim.

Bear with me as I reveal my thesis on this topic…

In the wake of the 9\11 massacre all of us, Muslims and non-Muslims started as one after the other the towers collapsed, and we sat deciding on how to react to it.. should we rejoice on the fate of the infidels who for so long have interfered in our socio-economic decisions, have overthrown our government, has given us the gifts like the Mujaheddin ( Now with a brand new name, The Taliban) – or should we be sad about innocent lives lost on that tragic morning.

I think that it was important for us to decide – but the decision wasn’t that Grey as we made it out to be – it was simply black and white. Are you with the good guys or the bad guys?

Oh.. by good guys I in no way am referring to USA .. but simply mankind.

But this is what is really astonishing… as all of us chose are sides, and the majority being on the side of the Good guys.. We voiced our concerns and displayed our newly selected side everywhere – from media to blogs, from drawing room chats to rallies.. Lots of Muslim religious Leaders also blabbed about how this doesn’t represent Islam and these people are not Muslims.. But here is the twist..

When Allama Iqbal wrote Shikwa an epic poem in which he complained to God about the affairs of the world, our same religious leaders in that time, hired a chartered plane.. went all the way to Kab’ah and got a Fatwa against him..

But no one has since the 9\11 bothered to do the same for these terrorist who claims lives every single day. If we have made up our choice that they are the “BAD GUYS” then why not get it done with and officially declare them the “BAD GUY” ..

So what link does that has to Obama being the Imam… See he is the one person who has finally voiced it that this religious war can only be won by taking religion as an arm against these terrorist. And as he is the only one to follow on the epiphany we should all hail before him..

For such a long time, these Taliban’s have taken shelter under religious quotes and justifications to make their acts “OKAY” and none of our God-fearing religious leaders have had the guts to say that they are wrong.

But here rises a leader from the west.. hailing from the land of Islam itself.. who is the son of a common man .. and he voices what is necessary and he defeats the evil with he word of GOD himself and using no other rational, than the arms that the enemy has used for so long.

We in the Muslim world had the opportunity to do that, yet we once more were kicked by “THE OLD WHITE LORD”.. or the “BLACK LORD” now actually…

So then why not accept this son of Hussein as to be our savior and to protect us from the enemy of Islam ( I am sure that the the majority of us have accepted that we are on the side of the Good Guys . It is he who has taken upon himself to solve our issues of Palestine and Israel and Iran… SO lets all hail the son of Hussein!