The new FB Censor Policy!

The latest news that is coming regarding the FB issue is that it should be either banned completely or it should be censored! So what it would basically mean that from now on the Dope heads would be able to do whatever they want without us knowing about it.. and then we wont even have to do this charade of protest…

I can understand why the elite urban class is not coming out of their homes.. First of all, this would mean a threat to anyone’s life .. I mean, of you are not protesting with them, then it automatically makes you an infidel, and then also because all of their protests were organized over FB.. so ya, I am sure that they are having a lot of problems..

Also are we the only Muslim Country who is having a problem.. or am I just not watching enough CNN nowadays.. because I have not seen any new item that would suggest that someone else is also having this much problem..

And another point and insult for the PTA.. according to them they have banned Facebook, Youtube and 150 other links (I would love to know the names of those though) due to the caricatures, but somehow I can still access porn.. Idiots!

I live in the Islamic Republic of Pakistan!

So the latest events to make me hate the fact that I live in the Islamic Republic of Pakistan is the ban on Social Media Site, Facebook! This has been a result of some Dope Head sitting far far away and a Radical-With-No-Brains who was sitting in the Lahore High Court! (To understand the sarcasm please read my last post)

Anyways so I am sitting online, with absolutely no contact with my Mafia, Pet or Farm. A thousand other in this country are also sitting along with me cursing the government and the newly-found of the Courts that at least I am already starting to regret. (Never thought I would say that)

I just don’t understand the ban.. SO we banned facebook so that they can

There couldn't have been more than a 100 peole at this protest.. I saw the Karachi version of it!Image from dawn.com

carry on with their “Everyone Draw Mohammad Day” Peacefully without any interference or Protest.. Thank you whoever you were who did this case in the Lahore High Court! The entire Country is cursing you!

I mean, people couldn’t you have just gone and reported the page.. It seems like we were celebrating the day.. that’s why it was so important to block Face book here in the Islamic Republic of Pakistan.. I mean… think for a minute before doing something.. And next you know it they would be going out on the streets doing protest and in the process of voicing their opinions, they would burn motorcycles, shops and cars, thus affecting so many people by their idiotic way of thinking things through! Continue reading

And the Contenders are Muslims and FaceBook

So I am sure most of you who have their eyes and ears open on Facebook must have heard about the latest thing that has come to bite the ass of most Muslims… So what must have happened is that a couple of dope heads would have gotten together and this is how imagine the conversation must have taken place..

Dope Head #1: Hey dude whats up…

DP#2 : Nothing man.. just the same old …Even Virtual World is so f***** bore nowadays

DP#1 : Hey lets push some Muslims button.. that is always fun for a few days at least

DP#2: I know what you mean man.. The South Park push was a nice one..,,

DP#1: or like the time when this Danish guy pissed them.. that was fun.. oh hey.. I have a great idea.. let’s do a Draw Mohammad Day.. that would truly piss them off…

DP#2: Ha Ha… that would be fun..

Dope Head Vs. The Radicals

So they did what they wanted to and then someone on this side of the globe must have read it and this is the conversation that they must have had.. Lets call them Radical-With-No-Brains

RWNB#1: Allah-ho-Akber-(God is Great) Nauzobillah (God Forgiveness) what have these infidels have done now..

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The Vicious Circle of Pakistani Intellectuals

Ever been to a meeting of the “So-Called Intellectuals” of Pakistan? NO? Then don’t worry! It’s very simple. Just go to any Cultural/Political/Art Festival or T2F Event, or simply add one of them on Facebook  and you would come across this circle of people .. this circle of people I from now on christen the “Vicious Circle of Intellectuals in Pakistan”

The Intellectuals are at it !

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